My mom thinks I'm pretty!

You know when people ask you what your talents are?? So many people sing their own accolades.  Have you ever met someone who only wants to talk about how great they are at something.? "I can sing." "I can dance."  "My favorite sport is basketball and I am soo good at it." Well all I have to say is what about those of us who got fired from piano? How about those of us who receive numerous compliments from our moms? Aren't we worth something too? Forgive us for having no concrete talent, but I can laugh you all silly! My butt is probably the biggest white girl butt for miles, but do I get rewards, or scholarships? Heck tot he no! Oh and whats with all those people sayin that their talent is kissing? Really, who really is that great? Come kiss me, I will be the judge. I bet the only thing those "good kissers" are good at are having lips. Whoo Hoo I have lips too!! You know what my lips are made for? They are made for eating, and let me tell you they are soo good at that. Anyway to all you talentful kids who like to wipe their shoes with us talentless fools you should just keep your crappy talents, and your crappy awards because tonight I get to eat cake and watch you work your butt off for all your talents. Guess what chumps, I am good at nothing, and happy. I have no formal responsibility and can sit all day watching whatever the heck I want. Now, for all you who say dang this girl must be fat, let me tell you something, you are false! Tune in later for something else that is really random. From Love!