Tuesday, and the mishap!

So here I am supposed to be studying for a history midterm, but instead I am going to waste time  writing about something others do not necessarily care about. So we had an interesting week here in the Burg!! Not only does the Rexburg rain bring stinging coldness all the way down to your bones, but the wind gives a nice new layer onto your cheeks. I swear, if I had cheeks before, the wind  has made me look like a skeleton. Anywho, that is not even what I meant by our week in Rexburg, but I guess you just have to feel what we feel walking to class. So the other day my sister makes some oatmeal on the stove. Silly Katey thought she turned off the stove, but nope not really. She left it on! Good thing our hero Kenna took out a very hot cake pan and stuck it on the stove. Does anyone know what happens when this happen??? Well, I do!! It goes like this. McKenna goes up to her room to finish TV in her bat-cave. She hears this big crash, and what does she think? Someone must be home? False!!! The cake pan just exploded into many shards of glass all over our kitchen. These shards of glass were quite hot, and got burned into our kitchen floor.While all of this is happening, the cake is burning on the oven top! So McKenna calls Molly and I who are in our favorite class: Economics. I answer the phone than realize class is not over and the teacher is still talking. MY BAD! So I call her after class, and she says that something is on fire. I laugh because sometimes McKenna is very over-dramatic  She will say things like "Karey you ate all of my cereal." I say " do not be over dramatic, there are still two spoonfuls left!" See what I mean?? But back to the story! So I say " Molly she is not joking" and Molly and I start walking faster! Oh yeah during this whole time there is smoke pouring into our house, so when we walk in it smells like we smoke. We clean everything up, and everything looks normalish now. However, I will say that it smells like we smoke. So lets just say Tuesday was very eventful.  Reminder for all of you who want to start fires in your house, make sure you keep your windows open so that you too do not smell like smoke. Alright, have a good memorial day, and roast your hot dogs outside.

My mom thinks I'm pretty!

You know when people ask you what your talents are?? So many people sing their own accolades.  Have you ever met someone who only wants to talk about how great they are at something.? "I can sing." "I can dance."  "My favorite sport is basketball and I am soo good at it." Well all I have to say is what about those of us who got fired from piano? How about those of us who receive numerous compliments from our moms? Aren't we worth something too? Forgive us for having no concrete talent, but I can laugh you all silly! My butt is probably the biggest white girl butt for miles, but do I get rewards, or scholarships? Heck tot he no! Oh and whats with all those people sayin that their talent is kissing? Really, who really is that great? Come kiss me, I will be the judge. I bet the only thing those "good kissers" are good at are having lips. Whoo Hoo I have lips too!! You know what my lips are made for? They are made for eating, and let me tell you they are soo good at that. Anyway to all you talentful kids who like to wipe their shoes with us talentless fools you should just keep your crappy talents, and your crappy awards because tonight I get to eat cake and watch you work your butt off for all your talents. Guess what chumps, I am good at nothing, and happy. I have no formal responsibility and can sit all day watching whatever the heck I want. Now, for all you who say dang this girl must be fat, let me tell you something, you are false! Tune in later for something else that is really random. From Love!